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The second installment of joviality-enhancing new comics by Scott Birdseye.

New comics from Scott Birdseye.

What are they good for?

An excellent guide to making your own portable music player.

Novenclature is new words to describe the previously indescribable.

Misingenious (n) One who, by accident, routinely tells lies to the wrong person.

Sibrate (v: regular) The act of emitting a hissing sound through the lips in a failed attempt at whistling.

Visent (n) A blank, or unemotional, expression used in the playing of poker.

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What do you think of the diamond trade?

Find out what happened this month in history with The Historigon.

• 2001 AD: After opening a box of Lucky Charms™ cereal, cashier David Bowman exclaims “My God, it’s full of stars!”
• 1978 AD: Six-year-old Ruth West of Dublin, Virginia completes a wax-crayon-on-paper rendering of her family.
• 1950 AD: Edward Teller successfully convinces the US Government to
  fund his “Super Atomic Destruct-o-Pod,” later renamed the Hydrogen Bomb.

The Hague, EU - Delegates all agreed that Jupiter
sure is large, Earth is chock-full of living organisms, and Venus is
bright, but once again Saturn, the ringed wonder between Jupiter and
Uranus, took home top honors in the sixth annual “World’s Greatest
Planet” competition. Top runners up included crowd-favorite Mercury and
dark-horse Twopiter, but neither were able to beat out Saturn’s 308
total votes. OGLE235-MOA53 and HD 114762 did not receive any votes
whatsoever, though WASP 2 did win an honorable mention for “Most
Interesting Name, Extrasolar Category.”

Convention delegates are chosen from the astronomy community, the
astrology community and through a lottery sponsored by Go Icecream!
Magazine. Each delegate receives three votes which are color
coordinated (blue, yellow, pink) and may be cast in any one of the ten
categories. The initial categories are chosen by the host committee and
include Best Color, Best Moons, Most Interesting Chemical Composition,
and Smelliest Atmosphere.

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