Archive for August, 2006

I am a good gravedigger.

Sunday, August 20th, 2006

Jameson Piffle describes how to be a gravedigger and do it properly.

Poetry

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

H.G. Peterson’s Last Poem

Let’s Go to the Museum!

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

The Elizabethia Museum of Old Things

10 Super Secret Sexy Questions

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

1. Compare and contrast the role of police in a post-modern urban society with the texture of shag carpeting.

2. Does the Galaxy, as described by Douglas Adams in the
Hitchhiker’s Trilogy function in a way that is more or less democratic
than the 17th Century Viceroyalty of Panama? What part did warfare and
piracy play in the development of both societies?

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My Brunch with Dirk Benedict

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

I recently had an awesome Sunday brunch with Dirk Benedict and you didn’t. Suckers.

Revamping the International Phonetic Alphabet

Friday, August 11th, 2006

It needed doing. We did it. Some of it is puerile.

Whiskey Tijuana Fustule

Mini-Bio Madness

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

Louis Tolwind Meyerson (1898 – 1967) - Louie Legs to his
friends, Meyerson was only the second man to become a naturalized
citizen of Canolia and the first man to weatherproof the interior of a
home. This was a necessity as a result of Louie Legs’ inveterate
pursuit of indoor cloud-seeding experiments. Also as a result he
created his only useful contribution to society: 100% fire proofing,
which protected his house from numerous lightning strikes.

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I’m really tired of planets.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

Especially that there Pluto.

Korea’s Gone!

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

It just disappeared!

Letters

Friday, August 4th, 2006

From A&A readers.